Supreme Court of Canada Legalizes S*x With Animals

Canada’s highest court has just
ruled that some s*x acts between
humans and animals are legal.
In a quixotic ruling, the country’s
high court ruled that a man who
was on trial for raping and
sexually exploiting his own
daughters wasn’t guilty of
“bestiality.”
The man reportedly, “smeared
peanut butter on the genitals of his
victims and had the family dog lick
it off while he videotaped the act.”
The convicted man took his case to
the Canadian Supreme Court,
demanding that the bestiality
charge be nullified. In the end, the
court agreed.
As a result of the rape case, the
court ruled 7 to 1 that humans
having sexual contact with animals
is OK if there is no “penetration”
involved in the act.
In its ruling, the court decided that
the legislature had not clearly
defined the terms in the country’s
bestiality laws and the way the
statute is written should be read to
only outlaw animal penetration,
whether that penetration is animal
to human or vice versa.
“Although bestiality was often
subsumed in terms such as sodomy
or buggery, penetration was the
essence — ‘the defining act’ — of
the offense,” the court’s ruling
states.
The high court’s lone dissenter,
though, said the ruling would mean
open season for the sexual
exploitation of animals.